THE PARK BENCH

A bird carrying a packet of crushed red peppers in it’s beak.

Ok, that is slightly normal.

But, a bird carrying a packet of crushed red peppers with “DOMINO’S PIZZA” screaming on the packet? THAT is not normal.

I was walking to my swimming class today and saw exactly that. A bird advertising Domino’s Pizza. Well, he wasn’t paid to advertise for them, he just picked up trash, and the trash was branded with Domino’s Pizza.

Welcome to America. Where even our trash is branded.

Yum.

Halloween night is the best time for door-to-door salespeople. There is no other day in the year, no other time in the day, where people are more receptive to random people knocking on their doors.

A smart marketing team will take advantage of it and trick-or-treat with a hidden agenda on Halloween night.

Tricks are allowed, afterall.

**Fifteen minutes after writing this post. What about carolers singing integrated content, harmoniously?? Uhhhh…..**